I am terrible at keeping secrets from my husband. He always knows when I am not telling him something. Guess I am just an open book to him. Which makes planning a surprise party for him a mission impossible.
Learned this one when I was little. When someone is trying to get a secret from you, glance around, then ask, “Can you keep a secret?” They’ll eagerly affirm it. Then you lean close snd whisper, “So can I.”
On social media if you said she was sleeping with him, in a week social media will have the story as she was sleeping; Tom Dick and Hairy, but Athena Chu is only in a sitcom with Tom Dick and Hairy. Give it another week and Jay Lau was sleeping with Tom Dick and Hairy n Asteroid City? But we trust social media, right? LOL!!
codycab about 10 hours ago
Garfield can keep a secret but he won’t.
hamandcheese about 10 hours ago
i wonder what the secret was
CatonaPC© about 10 hours ago
Garfield understands the concept of social media.
Sanspareil about 10 hours ago
He who would keep a secret must keep it a secret that he has a secret to keep!
ꜝ about 9 hours ago
Garfield’s a chatty catty
lucasasanto15 about 9 hours ago
OOOOHHHH! Whats the secret Garfield?
TexTech about 9 hours ago
Brings to mind a saying attributed, I think, to Benjamin Franklin. Three may keep a secret, provided two of them are dead.
BigDaveGlass about 9 hours ago
Jon’s recipe for lasagne.
Gizmo Cat about 8 hours ago
I am terrible at keeping secrets from my husband. He always knows when I am not telling him something. Guess I am just an open book to him. Which makes planning a surprise party for him a mission impossible.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 8 hours ago
I cannot keep a secret — other than through memory loss — so don’t even try me.
noktar Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Lies multiply as they are shared.
Diamonds&Roses Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Garfield, you need to be extremely careful about what you post online.
PoochFan about 5 hours ago
Learned this one when I was little. When someone is trying to get a secret from you, glance around, then ask, “Can you keep a secret?” They’ll eagerly affirm it. Then you lean close snd whisper, “So can I.”
2AndFour about 5 hours ago
Poor Jon.
Gent about 4 hours ago
Bad kitty. Bad bad bad bad bad kitty.
My First Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“I can keep a secret. It’s the people that I tell that can’t”.
edmund_graham about 4 hours ago
And thus did the world discover exactly how many accordions Jon owns
blakerl about 3 hours ago
On social media if you said she was sleeping with him, in a week social media will have the story as she was sleeping; Tom Dick and Hairy, but Athena Chu is only in a sitcom with Tom Dick and Hairy. Give it another week and Jay Lau was sleeping with Tom Dick and Hairy n Asteroid City? But we trust social media, right? LOL!!
imagenesis about 3 hours ago
That is a ‘blue pill red pill’ laptop computer!
SquidGamerGal about 3 hours ago
Must be about Jon!
CaveCat87 about 3 hours ago
Come on, Garfield, if the secret is about Jon, then leave the poor man alone! Hasn’t he suffered enough already?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 3 hours ago
This is where we get this phrase “Cat’s out of the bag!”
charles9156 about 2 hours ago
not a secret any more ;+)
ladykat about 2 hours ago
Like a lot of people I know.
Goat from PBS about 2 hours ago
Don’t tell Garf secrets, good to know.
chris.lemarie about 1 hour ago
As Churchill said: a secret is something you tell other people, with a whisper, and with « and dont’ tell anybody, it’s a secret » at the end.
David_the_CAD 15 minutes ago
You won’t hear us repeating gossip, so you had better listen close the first time. . .