Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 11, 2022

Walt has lofty dreams that will fortunately stay dreams.

I have two out of three. 2.5 years in the 101st Airborne, and saw many sharks in over 3000 SCUBA dives worldwide.

Step on the moon is a lofty goal Walt!

Nobody can plan when they “intend” to kick the bucket—except suicides.

I mis-read the last panel as “earlier than I intended!” Which, in fairness to me, would explain the look on Walt’s face better than the actual words.

Still trying when you kick off. Way to go, Walt!

I need to buy a bucket.

That’s the list.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Not sure what I’m more surprised by: that Walt never considered that his proposed activities might be physically dangerous, or that the prospect of death finally coming for him still engenders anxiety, rather than a sense of profound relief.

So instead of being merely unrealistic as I suggested yesterday, Walt is flat-out delusional. I mean, surely he can’t be that shocked to hear that walking on the moon might not be do-able for him?

If you are going to dream, DREAM BIG!

One of the Bush presidents sky dived in his 90’s.

There are 3-D amusement park rides that can effectively simulate most daredevil stunts