Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 15, 2024

The Bible says nothing about Cleopatra…

Somebody get a message to Jim to report to GWEEDO’S SLAP SHACK, over at Dick Tracy. That ‘funny’ smelled worse than a restaurant’s grease dumpster. (ask me how I know..) ;-p

Not quite right, Kids!

The “throwaway panel” needs to be thrown away. SHUDDER

I always liked Daniel—he never left things “lion” around!! :-D

The real “Cleo Patrick” (sic) as an illustration in a Sunday School lesson would be a bit of a stretch (although she served well in that capacity in a song by Tracey Dey some years ago). But whatever works……

Then. of course, they’ll mention that old song about Gladly The Cross-eyed Bear.

The new Gossip Girls.

The lions couldn’t eat Daniel because his backbone was too strong!

In the first panel he forgot to put a comma after cookies.

Why would they be studying Cleopatra in Sunday School ?

Why not a Sunday with the Creepy Kids? That one on the left looks way older than 75 year-old Clovia. I get that Jimbo has never been around kids before but why make them look so spine-tingling?

Don’t give these “kids” a thing, Gertie. The throwaway panel makes it obvious that it’s just Mark Hamill and his friends posing as children to con you!

I am not sure that Jim S. should be trying to prove that he CAN draw age by practicing on supposed children rather than the multitude of G.A. elders that all seem to have their own picture of Dorian Grey in their attics. Well maybe these are sketches for an entry in a ’Ugly Child" contest.

No talking doll.