Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 30, 1999

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With that, a landmine? No it's an ultra-sonic rodent remover. I wanted to find a humane way of getting rid of the gophers and moles under our lawn. This device sends out an annoying sound that drives em away... Was it expensive? A little bit. Why didn't you just get a boom-box and the new Cher CD?... I said I wanted a humane way..