Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 31, 1999
Transcript:
Can I help you? Hello, young lady, is your mother home? Listen, mister... That's the oldest salesman's line in the book and I can see right through it. Why don't you just tell me what you want? People respond to straightforwardness and sincerity much better... Okay, I'm sorry. Which you like to buy some Amscray products? No.
Nice try.