Try snail mail…it works!
Never understood why, if Santa knows whether you’re naughty or nice, he doesn’t know what you want for Christmas.
I’m sure Santa can find a kid somewhere to help him with his e-mail.
Really? Who do you think makes all of those electronic gadgets? Eight year olds in Mongolia?
His IT department rivals the NSA. How else does he keep surveillance on a world full of kids?
You doubt the tech savvy of an elf that travels faster than the speed of light?
Ask Rudolph – the nose knows.
You needn’t worry about it, you’re on the naughty list.
Does he still have a VCR? And is it always blinking: “12:00?” If so, you may have a problem.
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wldhrsy2luv almost 4 years ago
Try snail mail…it works!
Thechildinme almost 4 years ago
Never understood why, if Santa knows whether you’re naughty or nice, he doesn’t know what you want for Christmas.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
I’m sure Santa can find a kid somewhere to help him with his e-mail.
david_42 almost 4 years ago
Really? Who do you think makes all of those electronic gadgets? Eight year olds in Mongolia?
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
His IT department rivals the NSA. How else does he keep surveillance on a world full of kids?
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
You doubt the tech savvy of an elf that travels faster than the speed of light?
dougsathome almost 4 years ago
Ask Rudolph – the nose knows.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
You needn’t worry about it, you’re on the naughty list.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does he still have a VCR? And is it always blinking: “12:00?” If so, you may have a problem.