Herman by Jim Unger for April 27, 2019

“How did you find your steak, sir?”

“I moved a piece of lettuce, and there it was.”

Whoa, don’t go all out just for ME!

Haha! I thought it for a second and suddenly I was laughing. :D

Better make that one pea. I’m on a diet and can I have ice cream on my pie for dessert.

That will be 25.00 sir……

What more could a man ask?

That sounds pretty phallic.

Never understood why people pay so much money for so little food. Not a big person to eat out often, but even as a teenager this boggled my mind.

Can I substitute…… 2 carrots and a pea?

That’s enough veggies for me.

“I don’t know why my wife says I don’t eat healthy.”

But they’re big peas.

I’m probably gonna need a to-go box.

Nouvelle Cuisine in a diner?

I’ll bet it’s a baby carrot.

That sounds correct.

“If they ask you what it cost, you tell them 2p off…”