“No, but he asked me to give him a head start in case you showed up”.
It must have slipped his mind, what with all the wild parties.
Thank God and Greyhound, she’s gone…
He’s been too busy rejoicing.
One test of love after years of marriage. At least she dressed for the event
If I were married to you, I wouldn’t care less
nope….i’ll call the bar and see.
She’s Gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVXIUyshng
He probably hasn’t noticed yet, that she’s gone.
Still celebrating I suspect.. 10 days is the kind of the minimum.
depends on who you are AND who he is. but off the top of my head, I’d say – nope
No, and he won’t!
“Get lost”, he said.
She may die waiting.
But you’re not missing, you’re right there.
The party’s still going on.
I’ve been told my ex-wife misses me. I believe it, she was never very good at shooting. -W. C. Fields
He just thought he’d gone deaf.
Uh, Lady…..I think it’s the other way around and you should be reporting your husband missing?
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finkd about 4 years ago
“No, but he asked me to give him a head start in case you showed up”.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
It must have slipped his mind, what with all the wild parties.
halibaitor about 4 years ago
Thank God and Greyhound, she’s gone…
rshive about 4 years ago
He’s been too busy rejoicing.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
One test of love after years of marriage. At least she dressed for the event
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
If I were married to you, I wouldn’t care less
zerotvus about 4 years ago
nope….i’ll call the bar and see.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
She’s Gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVXIUyshng
Linguist about 4 years ago
He probably hasn’t noticed yet, that she’s gone.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
Still celebrating I suspect.. 10 days is the kind of the minimum.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago
depends on who you are AND who he is. but off the top of my head, I’d say – nope
paranormal about 4 years ago
No, and he won’t!
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
“Get lost”, he said.
kathleenhicks62 about 4 years ago
She may die waiting.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
But you’re not missing, you’re right there.
lordhoff about 4 years ago
The party’s still going on.
Mediatech about 4 years ago
I’ve been told my ex-wife misses me. I believe it, she was never very good at shooting. -W. C. Fields
daking27 about 4 years ago
He just thought he’d gone deaf.
erayman64 about 4 years ago
Uh, Lady…..I think it’s the other way around and you should be reporting your husband missing?