Why did the alien stop? It could easily outrun the cop and a truck in the way wouldn’t stop a flying vehicle. A tunnel with heavy traffic might be an issue.
I hate to tell you, Officer, but the speed limit only applies to vehicles on the road. The spacecraft wasn’t on the road. It was in the air space above it. There’s no speed limit up there.
finkd about 4 years ago
Slower than the speed of light ; is there a problem ?
PICTO about 4 years ago
“Faster than your equipment can clock…”
sirbadger about 4 years ago
Why did the alien stop? It could easily outrun the cop and a truck in the way wouldn’t stop a flying vehicle. A tunnel with heavy traffic might be an issue.
h.v.greenman about 4 years ago
186,000 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
You wouldn’t understand the units of measure.
dflak about 4 years ago
Excuse me officer; can you tell me how to get to Roswell?
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Common occurrences where Herman lives. Anything can happen there…..
Vet Premium Member about 4 years ago
Welcome to Earth. Now about your 14 day quarantine…..
sandpiper about 4 years ago
pragmatist meets free thinker
bobpeters61 about 4 years ago
No, but at least he knows where he is.
rugeirn about 4 years ago
I hate to tell you, Officer, but the speed limit only applies to vehicles on the road. The spacecraft wasn’t on the road. It was in the air space above it. There’s no speed limit up there.
saltylife16 about 4 years ago
Isn’t that an universal question?
ncorgbl about 4 years ago
Defund that cop!
rshive about 4 years ago
What does “Speed Limit” mean?
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
I expect that little green man knows.. and in its terms.. slow
KEA about 4 years ago
uh, how did he get caught?
Bozo T about 4 years ago
As long as he wasn’t on the road, who cares?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
“I do officer but did you REALLY just run me down on foot??”
Mediatech about 4 years ago
The speed limit sign said Warp Three.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Officer, do you have any idea what the button next to my right foot does?