Herman by Jim Unger for January 07, 2021

Part of the reproductive system. Hopefully unfertilized. Although I do find some hatching in the supermarket……

“Bacon…Pigs…Four legs and a squeal…What planet are you from anyway…?

And the chicken comes from the little round white thing…

Chicken we eat it before it’s born and after it’s dead.

Boneless chicken…

And the less you know about the sausage, the better.

Yeah, out of its butt!

OK let’s get crackin’!

Like he knows what a chicken is. I don’t think so.

I know someone who would not eat tongue because it comes from an animal’s mouth, but he will eat eggs.

yea, I don’t know how to tell you what is a chicken, but it tastes like anything else in the universe..

Wait till he tries to explain hot dogs.

Oooh cluck!

He’s referring to table-tennis balls, eggs are oval.

Back up and make sure he understands money (US $) before you go any further.

Don’t mention what part of the chicken it comes out of. Reminds me of my youth, a 15 year old tag-along on a forest fire. Water was scarce so we boiled some eggs, then used that water to make tea.. One in the crew, when reminded where eggs came from would not drink that tea.

Now in twenty-eight years of eating hamburgersI ain’t never run into no MartianNot at 2: 30 in the morning and certainlyNot at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat

Now try to explain cheese.

And what does it taste like? (Don’t say chicken!)

So I take it that y’all not from round this neck o’ the woods.

Ya feelin’ OK, buddy? Lookin’ a bit green round the gills.

Precisely why I stick with donuts. Or, Cap’n Crunch.

Was at the store today, saw a carton of eggs labeled “Free Range.” Didn’t know that they could wander around.

What’s a chicken?

I was once working all night. The restaurant across the street had really great chili. It wasn’t on the menu, it was just available when the cook made it.I have never been a fan of breakfast foods. So my supper break is 5 am. I went in the restaurant and asked for a bowl of chili.. The waitress got snarky. Arguing with me about what I wanted for breakfast. A guy said, "You’re not going to eat chili for breakfast.’I said, "I am if I can get it. I pointed out that chili was a nice clean beef stew and he was eating greasy pork fat and something that came out of a chicken’s butt. ’He promptly threw up.