Herman by Jim Unger for March 19, 2021

Push the alarm button. It work.

A better use for the emergency phone than just sitting and waiting for someone to answer.

“Actually, I’m on a deadline and pressed for time. You should try a couple of floors up.”

LOL!

…above all, remain calm…

Is that Harvey?

That was easier than the glass ceiling.

“Wow, your office is really nice; mine’s a real hole-in-the-wall”

Never worked in a place that had an office elevator. Though one place I worked had a sample elevator to take things from one lab to another.

Why not?……

…“Plus there’s a hole in this wall.”

I see elevators in comics don’t have doors in the ceiling like in movies and TV…

Why, is it dirty?

Pardon me sir. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Somebodies elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.

Sometimes you get the elevator, and sometimes you get the shaft.

“Heeeerrrreeeeessss Herman!”