Herman by Jim Unger for March 20, 2021

Well enjoy your evening on the couch.

He drank to forget it.

That calls for a punch in the head!

For her birthday I gave my wife the choice of Las Vegas or New Orleans… she choose Vegas and I went to New Orleans…

“The first toast was for you.”

They raised a glass to his endurance and her lasting qualities

Twit!

And people say romance is dead.

Quick, doofus, find a birthday card, even a used one.

“And by the way, the present I got you is in the hallway— ta da! A new vacuum cleaner!”

Thanks for the remembering…

my, how thoughtful

And she “doctored” your supper. Nice knowing you…

With a face like hers, he’s should have had more than one drink.

The fact that she’s still around is driving him to drink.

“Now, it’s time for our annual ten minute interlude of passionate lovemaking.”

Then we had cake. We purposely chose a strip bar that offered it with the lunch show.

He was drowning his sorrows