Herman by Jim Unger for May 23, 2021

And you remember why?

When he takes his date to a drive in, it’s his pharmacy.

Hire a UBER, you’ll have both hands free.

Getting a little too wobbly on the Harley, right?

This reminds me of a joke about George Burns. Someone complained about him dating younger women. He said, “At my age they are all younger.”

He’s a prime candidate for being shot in the back by a jealous husband.

Reminds me of another old joke.

A man visits the doctor. The doctor says, “You’re in great shape. How old was your father when he died

The man replied, “Dad’s not dead. He’s 75 and still puts in a full day’s work every day.”

“What about your grandfather?”

“He’s 96 and he’s getting married next week.”

“Why would a 96 year old man want to get married?”

“Who says he wants to?”

Now he’s got a libido with longevity. Must be a record.

My great Uncle drove until about a year before his death at age 96. If you are still there mentally and have reflexes age really isn’t a factor to being to old to drive.

LOL! He’s never getting old!

Good thing that he wasn’t dating his 84 year old girlfriend back when he was 34 years old; he’d be in trouble.

According to Guinness World Records Fred Hale Sr. drove till the age of 108

He’s is 104 and still dating…….there must be a reason?

I am hoping for that same problem at that age

He’s most likely smarter than today’s young people….undoubtedly. Definitely has more logic and common sense.

Chicks dig dudes with hot wheels.

That’s how he runs down a new girlfriend…

The number of one’s age has nothing to do with whether one is capable of driving. It’s a matter of health. There are plenty of centenarians who are perfectly good drivers, while I gave up my license at 57.

I married a woman 24 years older than I. We had ten good years together. Age is not a barrier to romance.

Man’s got to satisfy his needs…..

Senior gentlemen have always been at a premium, because there are way more senior ladies than there are gentlemen. I’ve heard that retirement homes can be quite saucy.

There are ways to compensate for the aging driver. For example, make sure the hearing aid volume is up when using the audible clicking turn signal to change lanes, and listen to the GPS lady to remember why you changed lanes.

My uncle, in the senior apartments, was one of the few who could drive and had a car. The gals were all over him.

Just like high school….

Still drives his Model-T.

Lyft..that way you can get jiggy with her in the back seat..