Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2021

In Italy it could really happen.

The officer is stumped.

Just look for the tree thief, and you’ll find the bicycle.

The bicycle thief may have forgotten to bring his bolt cutters.

Another episode of “Chainsaw Crimes”.

That bicycle thief can’t get too far.

Is this bike theft? Or lumber theft?

Lmao

Nothing can be made theft proof these days.

With the price of lumber these days, the bicycle is a bonus.

Maybe he locked the bike to the stump.

@Jim Unger – funny, funny line. Laughed aloud!

I almost spit my coffee across the room. Jeez!

Maybe it was the same bike thief that stole Pee Wee Hermans…

A cop or the Gestapo in their new, blue uniforms?

There is a photo online of a bike chained to a tree. The owner never came back for it. The bike was partially engulfed by the tree trunk and was slowly lifted off the ground.

A tree hugger gone bad….