Herman by Jim Unger for July 06, 2021

Took him 40 years to be able to wear it with pride…also took 40 years to grow the beard.

He’s an old hipster.

Reminds me of the ZZ Top song “Sharp Dressed Man.”

Mr & Mrs. Claus.

But, who’s counting?

My wife still nags me about things that happened for decades ago. Hopefully, he is now hard of hearing and did not hear her. He thinks, forty years ago she was not ugly.

I know if no object in existence more functionally useless than the necktie. (end rant)

He’s kept it all this time (thinking of you) for this very special occasion.

He’s an old hippie and he don’t know what to doShould he hang on to the oldShould he grab on to the newHe’s an old hippie…his new life is just a bustHe ain’t trying to change nobodyHe’s just trying real hard to adjust

Thank goodness for the beard coving it…

Obviously, she needs a pair of glasses

How bad must a tie be, to motivate a man to grow a beard down to his navel, just to cover it?!?

Gandalf, the later years.

“Before now, people could see it. Now you just imagine you see it.”

I often think if men rule the world, why won’t we stop wearing neckties.