Herman by Jim Unger for November 20, 2021

The gravity of this

Tickle his feet.

Courtesy of Florida Building Inspectors?

When he said, I’ll just go jump on the scales to see . . ., he overdid it.

someone is suggesting you are overweight Herman; could it be an upstairs neighbor? Alas, they need clean up their act as well.

Look like the scale’s calibration may be off.

They’ve been “sent” to you from above.

China

The whale in apartment 2B.

Do you smell something?

Why the plural here?

On a scale of 1 to 10, there’s only one.

Plural?

I heard it was so dark you could not see your hand in front of you face but, you can’t see someone’s foot in front your face?

Walmart.

And everyone of them is broken…

There’s only one scale.

The guy upstairs probably shouldn’t have had that second breakfast burrito.

Where is the switch for this chandelier ?

They rained down from Heaven…

I wonder if he is ticklish?

From a trampoline company.

scales, the true origin of Don’t ask don’t tell

The blueprints indicating the load-bearing walls must not have been to scale.