Herman by Jim Unger for January 04, 2022

That will cost extra.

I’ll put you in with the Lions.

What do you mean, “cancelled due to bad weather?”

No. Can you swim?

This must have been when Noah decided it would just be himself and his wife.

I ordered POSH cabin reservations: Port Out, Starboard Home.

Well, he has two suitcases.

Red Buttons asked Whose job was it to change the newspapers?

Bump the unicorns.

Yeah, and no seating on the carnivore deck.

Me and you Lord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMH_uVu2Acs

You’re not on the list, Bucko

He would need a window seat because of the horrific smell.

“No seat for you!”

Ummm as you can see….there are no windows…..maybe try another cruise line!

Clever. But my favorite Ark cartoon: Graffiti on the side of the cabin, with all animals on deck looking innocent, and it reads: “Tell the Cicadas to Shut Up!”

Well, … for a slight fee, I could upgrade you to Business Class.

Sure, buddy. This is the Titanic – the first word in luxury. Welcome aboard.

My passenger list is full but I need a stall cleaner.

You can ride for free if you feed the animals and give them dance lessons

NO……

No can do, buddy. You’re tenth row center on the poop deck.

BUNNIES!

Maybe, how are you at shoveling manure?

All the animals in the world were in walking distance of Noah’s place?

“Outside, yes.”

No, but I can fit you in… in the lion food section.

No, but you can have the seat at the stern when not occupied.