I tried hi-jacking cars but I couldn’t run fast enough. Then there was stealing catalytic converters, but there wasn’t room for me. Later tried pickpocketing, but most jeans are too tight and handbags gave me a hernia. Then I tried straight out hold-ups, but people were into their phones and didn’t notice. So now I want to go into collecting political donations. You know, something with a future.
Imagine over 2 years ago
I worked for a hedge fund. But I didn’t like the hours so then I decided to become self-employed.
oldpine52 over 2 years ago
He was an auditor for the IRS and got tired of mugging people for the government.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
He now works with the crowd that cancels anyone they disagree with.
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
“As a kid, I attended a mugging prep school called ‘The Hall’….”
zerotvus over 2 years ago
A Politician?
manowarrior over 2 years ago
A lawyer?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago
“I hung out on the corner and stole hubcaps…”
sandpiper over 2 years ago
I tried hi-jacking cars but I couldn’t run fast enough. Then there was stealing catalytic converters, but there wasn’t room for me. Later tried pickpocketing, but most jeans are too tight and handbags gave me a hernia. Then I tried straight out hold-ups, but people were into their phones and didn’t notice. So now I want to go into collecting political donations. You know, something with a future.
mindjob over 2 years ago
Before being self employed he belonged to the muggers union, but got tired of paying dues
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
High school and college football defensive lineman.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
5 to 10 for larceny. I was a congressperson
Linguist over 2 years ago
" I worked as a corporate headhunter…"
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pretty well dressed for a mugger; mainly hangs out in Manhattan?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
We all get mugged once a year or more….
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
“A Banker.”
kartis over 2 years ago
Does anyone else notice he looks identical to the interviewer? My bet is he is interviewing for a job in HR.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
I belonged to a smash and grab gang.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Sounds like he’s qualified for accounting.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
“I used to be a corporate mugger. Turns out corporations — despite being people — are harder to mug than you’d think, hard to sneak up on.”
theoldidahofox over 2 years ago
He was the chairperson of the GOP.