My older brother would insult flirt and alway did better with the girls. Once he told a waitress that her butt was too big for her size. She nearly put it in his face and said “if you…….” He got a date just like that!
I’m not sure whether the guy is saying that he’s scraping the barrel with her, or represents scraping the barrel for her. It could go either way, though I’d bet that she interprets it as the former.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
My older brother would insult flirt and alway did better with the girls. Once he told a waitress that her butt was too big for her size. She nearly put it in his face and said “if you…….” He got a date just like that!
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
In the next second she throws her drink in his face!
Mr Nobody over 2 years ago
With a nose like his, he scrapes the bottom of the barrel just looking into it..
Imagine over 2 years ago
If she says yes, they’ll make a great couple.
rshive over 2 years ago
Maybe not the greatest line.
sargon1 over 2 years ago
Just say “no,”
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
“Yes, I’d love to dance! Just… not with YOU!”
sandpiper over 2 years ago
He’s trying to get in the first slam.
sheilag over 2 years ago
Wotta jerk!
Remember, if he had to “scrape the barrel” as he says, he’s no prize pig himself
Ontman over 2 years ago
Another smooth talker strikes out.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
If she says, “Yes”, she’s a glutton for punishment. He’ll never be positive or polite with his attitude.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m not a good judge of women, but I’d say she looks like she wants to go to her place – alone.
jth over 2 years ago
The horns on his head just might fit the holes in hers.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Nah….unlike you, I have no desire to scrape the bottom of the barrel”.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Lord! Take a hike, twit!
Mentor397 over 2 years ago
Pfft… and they say romance is dead.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Worst pick up line ever……
paranormal over 2 years ago
Is that a man in drag?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 2 years ago
“YOU’RE scraping the bottom?? How about me saying, YES!! YES!! THANK YOU!! Now THAT’S scraping the bottom. Oh wait, no thanks.”
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 2 years ago
With an offer like that, who could possibly refuse?
kathleenhicks62 over 2 years ago
“You mean you crawled up from the scrapings on the bottom?”
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
In my bachelor days, I tried that line a few times. Never got very far with it except getting a drink tossed in my face.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
I’ll have to try that since I can’t dance, and don’t really want a date.
bobgreenwade over 2 years ago
I’m not sure whether the guy is saying that he’s scraping the barrel with her, or represents scraping the barrel for her. It could go either way, though I’d bet that she interprets it as the former.