Herman by Jim Unger for March 05, 2022

A sales man that likes to live life dangerously.

I know what she should do with that umbrella.

“Patio not included.”

I’m waiting for the obituary

Maybe he should have said that “It comes with a table.”

Maybe he should worry about being trampled

Table for one …

he estimated her size correctly, but did he estimate her arm length?

She doesn’t want one that has fringe.

Funny

A triple sized golf umbrella coming up….

But the table isn’t easily carried.

No chairs?

Dead man walking.

Good for the beach?

One attractive woman yesterday. Back to normal today.

And pay more than the circus….

Buy it now because in the summer the price will go up

They have the 10 foot patio umbrellas, but she’d have to put the stand on wheels.

Now you know why I have so many tables.

Yeah we got one sumo size!

Saw the oddest thing when I was coming home this evening, dear. A man outside of a store flat on his stomach holding up a patio umbrella. Well, he wasn’t exactly holding it because he was not using his hands.