Herman by Jim Unger for June 08, 2022

Kick him to the curb

Well, you didn’t take the hint when he did his business in your shoe.

But that would involve having to haul your fat @$$ out of that recliner. Decisions, decisions …

The best thing about a DVR is the Pause button.

Let him out. Then ponder what the risks are if you don’t let him back in.

Well get your butt outta that chair…duh

Cat – and I – have very low tolerance for what passes for programming. Most of it seems suitable for the litter box or the bottoms of bird cages.

No! It is safer to keep your cat indoors. And, trust me, you can live without your TV.

His animals are ugly too.

IT’s a cat (I think). I might do it anyway…

You gotta let him out, but you don’t gotta let him back in!

So are you just gonna sit there while he smashes the TV.

“Why did you let him in? Remember, we don’t have a cat.”

Man, just how old is that console TV?

Just one of many reasons I don’t have pets.