Herman by Jim Unger for July 24, 2022

“…..And that was the last he remembers ere he came out of the coma two weeks later, little children.”

Amber isn’t going to take that well

She looks like she could beat him up.

“What are you going to wear?” (as she burns through a shirt of his on the ironing table)

She is going to iron this out with you. And not in a way you will like (once you get off the floor).

And after she’s finished ironing it out with Ralphie, she’s going after his “coaches.”

Left Jab = Did you clean the garage yet, Right Cross = That’s what you think, but you don’t think your an idiot! , Upper Cut = No supper and sleeping on the porch. POW!!!

Watch out Ralphie, she’s in good shape. She’s pumping iron.

I doubt sister wants him to be there either.

“…if that’s OK with you…”

He says that to a woman with an iron in her hand and a face like a thunder cloud?? Wonder if those ‘friends’ will visit him in hospital.

He is really fishing to get hit in the head with a steam iron.

" I’m a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess." (Red Green)

She’s gonna kill him!

My ex-father-in-law solved that problem by packing up on Thursday night and would take off after work on Fridays. And come home with his limit and a dog that smelled like it had spent the weekend in the river, pond or lake because it probably had.

The Man Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5gRxjxHtg

His left jab is no match for her right iron

Might want to try a different strategy, like wouldn’t you prefer a girls night out with your sister?

No one warned him about the overhead iron swing.