Herman by Jim Unger for September 26, 2022

If he gets punched again, he’ll have no idea what nine and seven-eighths means.

Nine and fifteen-sixteenths.

Sorry, I lost count! Please start again

Eye of the pussycat.

Zeno the philosopher was soon fired as a boxing referee. When counting a knockdown, he kept interjecting versions of his Paradox.

https://platonicrealms.com/encyclopedia/Zenos-Paradox-of-the-Tortoise-and-Achilles

He must have been a soccer player before this.

I see that the ref paid attention in math class

Shoe size?

Rocky XIX

The American justice system for some.

The reason why referees aren’t supposed to bet on the outcome of the match.

Get up up, you idiot.. I forgot what comes after nine and seven eights….

He’s waiting for the perfect moment.

Be a good man if he can go much past 255/256 th’s

He feels safer down there.

He gave him every chance he could…

Zeno’s paradox.

He’ll be dead before you get there asymptomatically.

Come on! I bet on you!

“I wont get up and you cant make me!”

But if I get up I’ll get hit again.

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking…”