As long as I get to try out the sledgehammer on your head first.
He wants a tool with good craftsmanship, not one of those cheap “Made in China” knock-offs. That junk is likely to crack in his very first door jamb.
Sure. Just let me call the cops, so they can give you pointers on your style.
It’s getting harder to find an unlocked door these days, gotta be prepared.
“What do I look like? A tool?”
Come back after 5. We’re closed then and the dogs are given the run of the store.
“Try it before you buy it.”
The customer is always right.
Might be best to avoid having him for a customer.
I think he has pryers.
Don’t forget the bolt cutters, for those pesky padlocks and chain link fences.
Why, yes, yes you may. I’ve used other of my selection of tools to set that door to vaporize intruders, and I’ve been wanting to test it out.
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Farside99 almost 2 years ago
As long as I get to try out the sledgehammer on your head first.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
He wants a tool with good craftsmanship, not one of those cheap “Made in China” knock-offs. That junk is likely to crack in his very first door jamb.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sure. Just let me call the cops, so they can give you pointers on your style.
garcoa almost 2 years ago
It’s getting harder to find an unlocked door these days, gotta be prepared.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“What do I look like? A tool?”
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Come back after 5. We’re closed then and the dogs are given the run of the store.
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
“Try it before you buy it.”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 2 years ago
The customer is always right.
Might be best to avoid having him for a customer.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I think he has pryers.
l3i7l almost 2 years ago
Don’t forget the bolt cutters, for those pesky padlocks and chain link fences.
ekke almost 2 years ago
Why, yes, yes you may. I’ve used other of my selection of tools to set that door to vaporize intruders, and I’ve been wanting to test it out.