Herman by Jim Unger for February 13, 2023

A couple feet off

I saw it move dag burn it. So i shot it.

I’ve heard of Jug Chicken but Lead Chicken ! I Think not !

I swear! It got up on those legs and came after me! Has nothing to do with the drinks and/or the drugs before dinner! I’ve been taking my meds (kind of) faithfully!

The bullet was still an improvement.

“Dear, that chirping sound was the smoke detector reminder to change the battery.”

Colonel Sanders would approve.

Shooting: The solution for under-cooking. Got it!

Now go put the TV remote back in the living room.

Let’s hope he lives on the ground floor.

Looks like a Webley Revolver with the eye-loop for hanging around the neck on a string.

He had seen things hurt worse than that, get up and run away.

I’ve seen some steaks brought to restaurant tables that are so rare I swear a Band-Aid and some CPR would have them back on their feet.

lmao

He can’t eat an animal that doesn’t taste like lead.

But you’ll get lead poisoning.

Chicken in the Army

They say is mighty fine

It’s not the reason I shot it. You should’ve heard what it was saying about your cooking!

Chinese anyone? ☺️

HAHAHA!

“Sez you! I heard it cluck!”

The muzzle charred the skin just right !

“I never said it was undercooked. It was just underdead.”

An PSA from the NRA.

A ‘rare’ occurance in the Herman household.

In some countries shooting is the solution to every problems.

It’s “done” now.