Herman by Jim Unger for February 15, 2023

That is either a gun or a high-tech way to unclog toilets.

Always be ready with the fire power. Never know when a motorcycle gang might go postal.

Not the MoPed Monsters!

She was gunning for that job.

I believe there’s a mandatory 25 cent per hour wage increase when your job requires you to carry a machine gun. Shrewd move on her part!

That drum mag doesn’t look quite big enough for those rounds… ;-)

Housemother for the Myrtle Avenue Maniac Assassins, she bakes their favorite “Screaming Skull” cookies.

So you’re trying to impress them?

My brother belonged to a motorcycle ‘gang’. Nicest bunch of people that you’ll ever meet.

Good perks!

She’s worried she’ll lose her chastity.

I see you’re well equipped for the job!

This brings back fond memories of our housemother in my college fraternity. She was a real sport.

She seems to be a natural.

She won’t be winning the good housekeeping seal of approval

Good pay and all the ammunition I could ever use…..

Housekeeping appears to be an euphemism for visitor deterrence