Herman by Jim Unger for May 15, 2023

Just making sure that it works.

Starts 1st pull, mine never did!

No.

just call me chainsaw charlie.i want to be in the next texas chainsaw massacre movie.

Because EYE always shop for chainsaws while wearing a business suit.

“My wife sent you in here, didn’t she, to remind me of my vasectomy appointment?!”

reminds me of an old Yo-Yo trick,walking the chainsaw.

I like chainsaws. They get the job done and it’s impossible to get complacent with them.

There are some tools I do not use anymore: chainsaws, pickaxes and rototillers. I’m just not as limber as I was 25 years ago when I was 50.

I hear he’s not allowed in a gun shop.

He’s gonna have to pay the damages anyway, might as well go the distance and cut the counter again about 3’ to the right. Then he’ll have a work table to take home with the saw.

What? No safety?

When guns are outlawed, chainsaw sales will skyrocket!

That’s gonna cost you more than the chain saw…

Try b4 yu buy…

“Works good — I’ll take it!”

“You sawed it — You bought it.”

The chainsaws are full price, but the countertop is half off.

Hey, at least he knows it works. Definitely insures a sale….

That was very careless of you, you weren’t wearing safety goggles.

The Starter Cord is Still Pulled Out!

Hey – that ain’t no yo-yo!