Herman by Jim Unger for June 18, 2023

So inspirational, kid. Here’s 50 cents. Now go play outside.

nice try kid, nice try…. didn’t work for me when I was a kid though so I doubt it would work nowadays – people grow smarter by the day now

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And if I had a lot of money

If I had a lot of money

Well, I’d buy me a K-Car

A nice reliant automobile

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(with apologies to the Barenaked Ladies)

Here’s a fiver, kid. Take a bus somewhere

Get lost!

Wishful thinking, all.

Too bad you don’t have an uncle like that.

Sorry, all I have are hundreds.

So you want to be a politician???

Mow the lawn, make $2 and buy ice cream

Really you can’t blame a kid for trying.

Hint, hint

He’s sorry he asked. Nice story, Stevie. Now scram.