Herman by Jim Unger for September 08, 2023

The clerk is a bit unhinged.

The clerk could use a shot of WD-40, for his brain.

Take the six!

Christmas decorations are up already!

He must be unhinged.

With MY luck, I’d get 5 and 1,349

Two tickets for a pair of pants, but only one ticket for a bra? Somebody’s going to have to explain New Math to me.

But they’re a matched set

Germany?

Two tickets to a pair of dice.

Wonder what number marks the clerk’s IQ?

Just be glad you’re not buying lug nuts.

But don’t take it far.

It’s a good thing he isn’t in a grocery store. He’d have to get 12 numbers for eggs…

only person in the shop I bet.

Since when?

It’s no fun being in charge if you can’t make up the rules and control the situation.

I see a correct date on the cartoon but why are there Christmas decorations up already?

I’m glad its not the lab. I’d hate to have my arm poked more than once for a blood sample

It sure is a good thing he does not need a keg of nails — no telling how many numbers that would take up.

Time to shop elsewhere.

His future success hinges on taking 2 numbers