Herman by Jim Unger for October 23, 2023

I suspect that they have no children.

They must sleep in separate rooms………..

It might be possible to fertilize eggs without touching the female.

Science!

They might want a cigarette afterward.

She seems to be quite the expert.

explains why you don’t have kids still

There’s trouble brewing … I Betta they’re both males!

Hayes Code era aquaculture was notorious for its poor yields.

Mormons? … Oh, bad joke. I know I know. I won’t click the “comment” button. I will NOT click that button… … .. aaaaaa-aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!

This is what my friends and I used to call “Unclear on the Concept”.

LOL. Why do I find this so funny? Something about thinking that “closer” would make a difference. (While we’re all laughing at them, the male fish leaps into the other bowl…)

Obviously, they have the wrong hobby for wanting to breed something. Do they have a book on fish breeding for dummies?

In their case it was ‘Breeding for Dummies’ and they didn’t like the plot line.

No “birds and the bees” for them. These are fish!

Sex education as allowed to be taught in public schools.

they learned about the birds and the bees and the flowers and trees and the moon up above and a thing called love BUT NOT how fishies do it.

I don’t think Osmosis works here.

Ah the 1950’s version of the birds and the bees. Add the stork and yep, more babies!

At least there will be no need for the kids to go to probate court

This is a great improvement in my understanding of biology. I didn’t know it would work that way.

It can be tricky dating someone from a diffferent school.

They’ll still only be able to make goo goo eyes at each other.

No, no.. I mean REALY close. Oh here, let me show you..

Baby steps.

The main problem is that there are many people just like that in today’s world.