Herman by Jim Unger for October 27, 2023

Cue up Ray Stevens Kiss a Pig.

Doesn’t matter Pigs are like chicken They eat their own kind

I am sorry, but we are out of B-A-C-O-N, But we have ham!

And my friend will not.

“Chickens do their own thing. My girlfriend here isn’t yet into ‘total commitment.’”

In this breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.

The cook didn’t get past 3rd grade. I suspect you will get eggs and dirty dish water

But will the pig recognize the dna from its family? More later.

You already have some sitting next to you.

BYOB- Bring Your Own Bacon

How caring of him. He knows that his support animal is sensitive.

“Cousin Arnold!!!”

Judging from the expression on the pig’s face, I’m thinking he can spell!

It’s not gonna do any good to spell it out, you can’t do that with the smell.

oh quit h-a-m-m-i-n-g it up