Herman by Jim Unger for November 13, 2023

He got took.

Except he’s not quite so great.

Neanderthal man?

The “H” is for Hominoidea.

“We call him ‘Flint.’ He makes bogus spear heads for museums.”

In what way?

I’m guessing the guy’s name was Harold.

He looks like the neighbor you had 20 years ago.

Sobering thought. It takes two humans to produce another human. That means you need two parents, four grandparents, eight great-grandparents. etc. Go back 10 generations and that’s over a thousand people it took to make YOU.

Those were some really hardy genes.

However, I don’t believe that humanoids were that tall that many generations ago.

Incest was a long tradition in your family.

He takes after all 9 Greats all at one time…

That’s just great!

One generation after they came down from the trees.

Just offer him some bananas and he’ll be happy

My grandma Green looked VERY much like the artists’ rendering of Neanderthal. Daddy looked much like her. I look much like he did.

(Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger often does too, but it looks better on him.)

In those days they had a different alphabet then the one we have now. Probably no H

He’s a cave man

bigfoot is in the family tree