Herman by Jim Unger for July 03, 2024

Giraffant

I’m glad I didn’t see that happening

Elephant or anteater (like in Pink Panther)?

Who’s the daddy

The rejected Dr. Seuss story: ‘Horny Horton Gets Loose in the Zoo’.

Gelephant?

Geleraffe!

Eleraffe?

FUHGEDDABOUTIT! We’ll just call it Rover.

A giraffe and an ellyfont doin’ the horizontal bop ? Not likely, but it sounds like one for Americas funniest home videos.

Is that a eleraffe or a giraphant

Apparently, the giraffe got around the zoo. They are still wondering about the okapi.

Giraffe now has more flexible food gathering tool. But really gonna suffer during allergy season.

Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant—

No! No! I mean an elephone

Who tried to use the telephone.

-Laura Elizabeth Richards

And the species intermingled?

Of course everyone knows when you cross a hippo with an elephant and a rhino you get a HellifIknow

Ouch!!!

A new species should be quite an attraction.

There’s also a pig with wings there.

I don’t get it…

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Love knows no limits.

At least it’s not a long-necked elephant.

Oh that’s not right.