Herman by Jim Unger for October 24, 2024

The request was too easy to get misconstrued.

That was one BIG cake.

Looks like she sent him a file with a cake in it.

At least you didn’t have to use your prison wallet to bring it in

Let’s see now is that a boneless fish? Oh wait I remember it’s ground sassafras for Cajun roux.

Must have been a very large cake.

So she sent a file with a cake in it. She must be dyslexic…

Must have been a big cake

For those who don’t know: The bottom prisoner’s uniform is covered with arrowheads representing “the King’s broad arrow” which for centuries was used to mark the English King’s property, including prisoners’ clothing.

His wife is nuttier than a fruitcake.

Must have been a huge cake.

Think she got a garbled version of the message. Or her IQ and her hat size are the same.

That’s nice. At least, he has somewhere to store all his court appeals and trial documents.

I’m curious about why there is a dish under his bed and what it’s for. They don’t allow pets in prison.

That’s not a file, it’s a cabinet for your files. Have you checked the drawers?

This year he wants one with a stripper in it.

She must be dyslexic

Next time he should ask for desk

And she sent you a file with a cake in it.

Sooo… she sent a file with a cake in it?

That must have been quite a cake to hide that file cabinet

musta been one big honkin’ cake!

It would have been tastier to send a file with three large cakes in it.

And that made it pass the guards?

Must’ve been a wedding cake

She must be dyslexic and thought he wanted a file with a cake in it.

That had to haven been one heck of a big cake.