Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 13, 2024
December 12, 2024
December 14, 2024
Transcript:
tyr: Hey, wanna go grab some gravlax: jenn erica: Forget it, tyr. tyr: I don't get it. why won't you go out with me? Jenn erica: aside from being married, you're rude, disgusting, pushy, loud, violent and disgusting. tyr: you said "disgusting" twice. jenn erica: Really? I meant to say it three times....
LawrenceS 24 days ago
Pretty sure it’s that cleaning your toenails with the fork that earns the third mention.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 24 days ago
All those adjectives were required to marry the woman he did.
Deep Sea Green 735 hat trick +20 24 days ago
I’d tell him to go to ‘Bargain Block’, not heaven or hell.
PoodleGroomer 24 days ago
Twice through the full service brush car wash is a start, but only skin deep.
AndrewSihler 24 days ago
He’s married, true, but it wasn’t his idea.
alanoodle 24 days ago
We’ve seen his wife. Jenn Erica is thinking self-preservation.
Barnabus Blackoak 22 days ago
is gravlax a real thing? Sounds a very hard laxative.