In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 11, 2020

somebody’s worked out where the big bucks are

Buck-fifthy.

(n.The cardinal number equal to 5 × 10.)

I would stay away from that buck. He could really buck you up. Big time.

Oh no, it’s Bighoof. He really does exist.

Night Hunting ? Where is North Woods Law !!

It’s either a large deer of they’re hunting on a truly weird golf course.

A radio active salt lick and…… BUCKZILLA!!!!!!

I am guessing it is time to go home.

You’ve heard the buck stops here. With this, the hunter stops here.

Oh my deer….!!!!!

I’m suggesting RUN!

We are going to need a bigger gun.

BIG buck!!!!

Better put in a call to Glenn Manning……..

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Looks like the buck stops wherever it wants!

Gonna need a bigger gun!

Or; a giant Walrus did a face plant there…

That’s not a Texas buck. At least not a Central Texas buck. There are a lot of deer down here, but because of drought, the forage isn’t so good, and the deer remain on the small size. I’ve seen six point bucks with their backs no taller than my waist. I used to live in Iowa, and those corn fed deer grew to a real decent size.

I’m guessing that if he follows that track, his insurance company isn’t going to give his claim its just due.