In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 16, 2023

That’s good stuff.

Not only is that good stuff, but that kicker REALLY puts a lot of energy into his kicks! He could herd tanker trucks!

Looks like he’ll stick the field goal too.

I’d be putting some of that on me, and then accidently bump into some cute honey…

It must be Super Glue combined with Flubber.

Lucy found another way to beat Charlie Brown.

But was it good? Looks like it was on a straight line but might fall a bit short.

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s…..SUPER BOWL!!!

If his foot is still attached when the ball goes over the goal line, then isn’t that a touchdown?

Under the circumstances, shouldn’t it be Gorilla Glue?

(And now some ape’s gonna go bananas about the lack of trademark.)

As long as he scores, that’s all that counts.

I hope he sticks the landing.

Touchdown……

he’ll improve if he just sticks to it…

aaaaand…it’s gooood!!!!

Don’t give Lucy any ideas

If he does that too often, he may find some of it applied to the inside of his athletic supporter.