Pick it up, take four steps, and get called for travelling.
“You’re not holding it right.”
You’re not drooling enough.
The ball’s the wrong weight.
He needs to “dribble” this ball down the lane.
He should go on strike.
“Can you dribble?” “No, but I can drool a bit.”
And he shoots, from downtown.
Must be a Piston
Wrong ball. You use those to drink shots from the holes.
That’s not one of the old rubber ones.
Who recruited this nut job?
Hmm drop it on your foot so you can snap out of it
Only Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
He missed the previous edition. “What to Dribble.”
There’s another book he should read first, called ‘When to Dribble’.
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
Well no wonder you’re having problems…you’re not wearing bowling shoes!
eromlig 8 months ago
Pick it up, take four steps, and get called for travelling.
i_am_the_jam 8 months ago
“You’re not holding it right.”
danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago
You’re not drooling enough.
rekam Premium Member 8 months ago
The ball’s the wrong weight.
Pickled Pete 8 months ago
Doug K 8 months ago
He needs to “dribble” this ball down the lane.
Prey 8 months ago
He should go on strike.
Skeptical Meg 8 months ago
“Can you dribble?” “No, but I can drool a bit.”
jango 8 months ago
And he shoots, from downtown.
eolan59 8 months ago
Must be a Piston
PoodleGroomer 8 months ago
Wrong ball. You use those to drink shots from the holes.
Calvins Brother 8 months ago
That’s not one of the old rubber ones.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Who recruited this nut job?
geese28 8 months ago
Hmm drop it on your foot so you can snap out of it
Lablubber 8 months ago
Only Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
perryed 8 months ago
He missed the previous edition. “What to Dribble.”
cuzinron47 8 months ago
There’s another book he should read first, called ‘When to Dribble’.
daking27 8 months ago
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
Well no wonder you’re having problems…you’re not wearing bowling shoes!