JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 10, 2013

He must be afraid to get sick… is a “bug” goin’ round? ; )

I’m pretty sure that’s not true…however…there will probably be a hefty helping of insect parts in his breakfast cereal the following morning.

Who is counting this stuff?Researcher 1: Did he eat any bugs tonight?Researcher 2: Not yet. How did he do last night?Researcher 1: Nothing; well maybe, but it could have been a raisin. He had a bowl of Raisin Bran earlier.Researcher 2: If it was a bug, how much do you think it weighed?

Sunny will always be there to paranoid her little brother

So, in our life times how many litres of fluid do we lose by drooling at night?!

There are some east/central Asian cultures that have it tied into their belief systems that it’s wrong to even “accidentally breathe in a tiny buzzing creature” out of their respect for all life, that they wear masks around their nose and mouth to prevent it…

Ingesting bugs while you sleep… Perhaps Pizza Hut, Dominoes & Papa John’s should look into this groundbreaking delivery service.

Forgot to add, Sunny should really learn to work out the bugs in her scientific theories…

That’s because you swallowed them already.After all, big sisters NEVER feed their siblings false information..Heh, heh, heh.

omg… I hope that’s not really true!