JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 26, 2020

That’s why we need computers: to keep track of connections.

This strip is too convoluted with intersecting family tree branches. The humor gets lost

Has anyone tried to map all the connections?

It’s a small world, after all!

On the other hand, I know a man with a different problem. He and his two siblings got DNA testing and discovered that they each have different fathers. As he put it, “Mom, you DOG you! Well, it WAS the ’60s.”

With all these relatives coming out of the woodwork, I think I need a score card!

Oops! You knew someone had to be forgotten!

same birth father…although in the last few months, Delray seems to think that it’s someone else…

Having a family tree can be so confusing.

And, Robb forgot to invite his readers to the wedding. (Yeah, I’m still annoyed about THAT!)

Isn’t Carla the one who appears out of the woodwork, the spy of some sort? Bet she’s in the room!

Don’t worry, I’m sure she was there.

Crunchy’s brother is actually Delray’s stepfather, so Yolanda is his aunt by marriage, once removed, or something like that. Now we learn that Yolanda Ruiz is also the stepsister of Delray’s half-sister. Apparently, Philadelphia is a very small town.

a genealogist’s nightmare! Uggg

why didn’t you know?

I’m my own grandpa.

Carla wouldn’t have made it though, she’s undercover.

She was probably disguised as Sarah’s wheelchair. I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s that good.

Ray should say his Step – Dad is Edmund Crunchy’s brother. The brother is married to Ray’s mom.

As convoluted as royalty.

Going on a tangent here . . .

I once mentioned a Jump Start/Boondocks crossover.

Who’s game for that?

Huh? Wut? I forgot who Delray Flipping is! I’ve read this comic from the beginnings, and It just keeps on getting more……… and MORE……….. AND MORE COMPLICATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im soooooo confused

Carla’s emoji was probably there, hovering in the background.