Kliban by B. Kliban for July 19, 2023

And then there was Carl.

Wondering if the shiny metal bit by the end could somehow be used as a mirror, Ted eventually managed to rub himself out.

Not “no” trouble, just very little.

You want handsome????https://pre12.deviantart.net/d29a/th/pre/i/2013/106/0/8/squidward__handsome_squidward_by_millegas-d61zr7o.jpg

Until one day…

Something about the artistic style of this one reminds me of Yellow Submarine…

Thats how you can tell if a man is a real alpha male.

He likes sharp leads.

His got his scruples ya know! Finely ground and to the point!

Did he give any to Alice? http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/neabtyh_alice.jpg

It’s all fun until someone gets their eye poked out.

…but dropped his car off a bridge.

Ted looks like CEO material.

By Jove, is that Ted Cruz? Who else could be so handsome and debonair at yet at the same time, a connoisseur of pencils to boot!

Erasers, however, eluded Ted until well until his late 60s.