Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for December 26, 2023

What does the Qat say?

Qats do tend to talk.

I told you to get the parrot.

I used to say “Ungow! Simba! Ungow! “ to my cat. He didn’t get it.

These are the noises you make when you have a frog in your throat – (and I told the kitten beforehand that it should only eat mice)

I guess Santa’s cat will start her speech with: “Ho-Ho-Honk”

Imagine what it would be like if he had bought the full-size model.

Behold the rare (and annoying) “Feline McBoing-Boing.”

Cats always make the funniest sounds.

I get myrrh for my cats. They ask for it by name.

Ungow indeed!

Reminds me of a game I used to play with my cat called “Drop the Cat”. She loved it and would always come back for more.

Little did we know that the sounds of automobile horns are modeled after cat noises.

Qitty Caqophany

No more TV for the “mocking qat”

UNGOW – one of our kitties actually says “ungow” as “hello”. Really.

You’re not holding him right!

“TROUT TROUT”

https://www.gocomics.Com/klibans-cats/2013/09/10

Never had a cat who honked. Our current ruler is nearly 3 and doesn’t use consonants.

Man’s squeak toy…

Take it to the mechatnic.

Qat been listening to the noise of the city. I had one that tried to mimic a dog bark. Short crisp meow in rapid fire. Qat lived with us a several dogs who she considered her pack.

Step back, she’s gonna blow any second!

Uh oh…I’m thinkin’ the mother of all hairballs is comin’ your way!