Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 10, 2020

If that is what you think about Easter bunnies. What do you think about where Cadbury Creme Eggs come from?

Fred and Clyde had had many conversations over the years about the afterlife. They agreed that whoever died first would try to contact the other and tell him what heaven was like.

Fred was the first to pass on. A year went by. One day the phone rang, and when Clyde answered, it was Fred!

“Is that really you, Fred?” he asked.

“You bet, Clyde. It’s really me.”

“Great to hear from you! I thought you’d forgotten. So tell me! What’s it like there?”

“Well, you won’t believe this, Clyde. It’s absolutely wonderful! We’ve got the most delicious veggies from the lushest fields you have ever seen. We get to sleep in every morning, have a fabulous breakfast, and then make love the rest of the morning. After a nutritious lunch, we go out in the fields and make love some more. Then it’s time for a gourmet dinner and some more lovemaking until bedtime.”

“Omigod!” said Clyde. “Heaven sounds fabulous!”

“Heaven?” said Fred. “I’m a rabbit in Arizona.”

They have to be pulled out after the Savoy Truffle.

Whatever works…

I don’t think I’m ready to birth a different species.

They came from the rabbit ho..See what you made me do?!!

Russell Stover chocolates???

of course, he’ll be hare today, gone tomorrow…

I had to check a couple of times to make sure the evil cartoonist wasn’t making a [nsfw] documentary with those furry sex pots.

Me checking cartoons for sexy stuff is not a perversion, it’s my public duty!

They’ll make fine little silhouettes together.

At first glance, it looked to me like the bunnies were humping.

The gift of gab, and friendly persuasion….HAPPY EASTER, PASSOVER!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia

Later, incorporated into the new “Easter” celebration.

Of course your little “bunny” won’t be showing up until January sometime.

Fornication and fertility rituals is the real reason for the season when it comes to Easter. The very holiday is named after a pagan goddess of fertility. Glad to see they’re getting back to their roots.

Silly question…..everyone knows they come from Easter Island!xD. Those stone things were just to confuse explorers and research scientists.

In a few weeks her pregnancy test will kill the bunny …… ah …. the old ways were so crude!

See’s Candy?

I’m not telling any secrets.

“I understand that part, but I didn’t know you had to blow them up like balloons”…

Hey! I just now see it, those aren’t rabbits, they’re two brown ducks leaning ’way back!

Recently the PBS series, Nature, had an episode, Remarkable Rabbits, mentioned that the Cottontails mating dance is called cavorting.

Those Wascally Wabbits!

They closed the beaches. All the bunnies went home.

Happy Estrus, everyone. Enjoy it with your favorite person

“And if you truly believe in Easter you’ll honour them by us imitating them.”