Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 03, 2022

“Like to like you, baby” – Donna Summers

Oh, so ya means ya Facebook likes him, eh.

Tolerate…..

Let’s just say lust and deal with it.

What’s like got to do with it?

Just turn off the lights. You’ll never know the difference.

define “like”…

I’ll let you know when we’re done.

So that’s where Jessica Rabbit stole her style from. Or at least, the animators who drew her.

“Let’s say, rather, that I’m not buying out the entire store. I’m only interested in a few select items.”

Thought cloud " only your Bank account little boy " !

SAUVE GUY GOING WITH HIS PATENTED PLAN B MOVE: Well, if you won’t let me lick it off, can I at least wipe off that drink I spilled on you?

We’ve only just begun….cool it buddy!

If “like” is too strong can we work with “lust”?

Your version of this makes more sense than the original.

“Tolerate, can stomach, endure, put up with … these are much better words.”

What a really like about you is your package!

Cash or charge?

“Let’s try something a little weaker, like: abhor.”

“But I do like your wallet. Too bad you’re attached to it.”

“I’ll tell you when to take your clothes off. Otherwise, just shut up and look pretty.”

The original is so weird, the guy’s steamy look at her cleavage and his dialogue are like from two completely different universes. He could just as likely be saying, “The capital of Mali is Bamako, Dr. Sardonicus!”

“…I accept much of what you have to offer.”

If you don’t like “like”, I can go through four letter words that you will like more.

Always dangerous to ask too much about someone’s feelings. The great writer and philosopher, Snoopy, understood that: https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1973/10/15.