Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 27, 2023

No Abby you shouldn’t.

Abby, you could do way better than this creep. Heck, being alone would be an improvement.

Make it a double aphrodisiac.

Looks like a “red rocket”

Don’t leave your drink unattended, Abby.

Wait till She sees the Buffet !

“Forget the Brazilian Hot Wax method, Babe. Repeated vigorous use of my built-in loofah sponge will take a little while longer, but half the fun is gettin there!”

It looks like a cheap Italian restaurant. And with that Maître d’, I’d be worried about some mafia type or monster hiding in the shadows. Getting ready to come out and get you.

Switch drinks, slip him some drugs, slide him under the table, see if (very) young Anthony Bourdain is working in the kitchen.

Applause to the original artist. That waiter is better drawn than most iterations of The Thing.

One of the kids at work looked at a girl like he looks at Abby and said that drugs were not the only things that were edible. HR? Hello, is this HR?

Wow! That candle is stuck in a Chianti bottle….

I think the matre’d smoked the entire stash.

With her cap positioned at that jaunty angle, would you call it a “fascinator”?

The military taught a lot of people how to use drugs. Although some of us knew how before we began our service. ;-)

JOE: That hot flame. The dripping wax. Reminds me of my unit.

LT: The 503?

JOE: The one in my pants.

I had one of those.

My 3 year old grandson came into the room holding my bong. Boy did I hear about that one. It was in the garage, in a cabinet behind power tools, where he shouldn’t have been looking. “A man your age shouldn’t be smoking weed” my daughter in law told me, I told her a man my age had random pee tests for 30 years and now I don’t. We have three nice dispensaries in town.

He may look better when doing hallucinogenics.

Fine Jams was in rare form today!

Emphasis on the word IF.

I’ve been enjoying these Abby Amour strips every Friday as Frank Frazetta is one of my favorite artists. Several years ago I received a call right before Christmas that started out; “This is Frank Frazetta, Jr. There is a problem with the original work of art you ordered”. First thought should have bee that this was a scam, but I was having trouble processing the words “Frank Frazetta” and “original work of art” in the same sentence. Long story short, my wife had ordered a small pencil drawing for me. Frank Sr decided on the spur of the moment to go to Europe and for reasons known only to him decided to take my drawing with him. MY DRAWING!! They couldn’t reach him to return it so they wanted to substitute one that according to Frank Jr was worth twice what my wife had paid. This one had also been hanging in the Frazetta Museum. I told him that I couldn’t imagine not being thrilled to own anything that Frank Sr had ever drawn, so agreed. There is a lot more to the story about when my wife called and talked to Mrs. Frazetta Jr. They agreed that the only possible reaction from them was “MEN!” because he had ruined the surprise.

" made me feel young–no more than 69!" But – you don’t look anymore than 68 1/2!

from the look in her eyes, abby’s already been secretly hitting the bong…

Lady and the Chump.