Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 12, 2023

I’ll be anything you want me to be honey.

Her: “Tell me more about this Mile High Club thing. It sounds exciting.”

“A man will cheat as much as he thinks he can get away with..” – Chris Rock.

“Would you like to try my Friendly Thighs, United? I’ll do it all for you.”

Oh, yeah, he looks like ‘that’ kind of boy!

That kind of makes sense.

I don’t know if I’m that kind of boy. Maybe you’d like to find out for yourself.

ALL boys are THAT kind of boy. even the Gay ones, although they don’t go for that kind of girl. Or any kind of girl.

Is she telling or asking?

GAL: Have you ever heard: “I’d rather be brown on the head like the bark on a log than red on the head like the d**k on a dog”? I don’t know what made me just think of that.

He: I’m the kind of boy most girls like….I’m a gamer!

You can take the scarf off, you sit inside the planes now.

He was the kind of boy who would serenade her with “the Trumpet Voluntary” on the soussa phone while he stood in a wash tub filled with live koi.

“…. I could be…. for you.”

For you I’d be that kind of boy.

he looks like he didn’t know there was going to be a quiz…

If you can’t tell that I’m really a girl … then sure, I’ll be that kind of boy.

The kind who shares his nuts?

Therein lies a tale: (You’ll have to flesh out the “forbidden” word…)

Guy boards the plane, obviously had a couple of drinks. He’s surly and nasty to everyone, but makes it to his seat. Soon as possible he orders another drink and becomes even more vile. The last drink puts him out and soon he’s sawing logs, but at least he’s not cussing and carrying on.

Plane gets ready to land and the cabin lights come on. The drunk wakes up and yells; “Who turned on the f’ing lights?”

The very cool attendant says, “I’m sorry sir but these are the cabin lights. The F’ing lights were on an hour ago and you slept through them.”

Shortly after saying, “I am not that kind of girl”, she was.

OK … not wanting to jump to any conclusions, but, she is wearing a head scarf … these days, I can’t be sure if she’s being fashionable, or making some sort of statement, and, I don’t want to offend anyone …