Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 24, 2023

And so it begins

Based on the legal authority of The Princess Bride, that’s not how it works.

She took the words right out off his mouth.

Looks like he will against his will.

There a Shotgun somewhere in all this ?

Helen Keller takes up lip reading.

She has a gun in her left hand in his back. .32 magnum: strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

All grooms should understand the concept of “The Invisible Hand” of Economics as it applies to Marriage. Although a wife might not always be physically present, he will always (had better!) act in their mutual self-interests.

To remind him of that, the wife pushes in the philtrum between his nose and his lip a little deeper … Well, it’s more subtle and less embarrassing than an actual bull nose ring. (And guys, grow a mustache — but the indent is STILL there.)

Jeannie and Major Nelson tie the knot.

Didn’t I see this (only with roles reversed) in a Shakespeare play? https://youtu.be/dy5jvakPNeY

And he will. Right until the moment that she changes his Will. Then he won’t…be breathing much longer.

Already she’s speaking up for him…oy

“….if he knows what’s good for him.”

When he says “I DON’T LIKE GIRLS” he always finishes with “EXCEPT THIS ONE” Trust me. Now wrap it up, Padre!

That is Norman and he really is a momma’s boy so it all works out

“…or else!”

Oh, he’ll do it all right. And he better do it at least three times tonight. Or else.

♫The preacher asked her/And she said “I do”/The preacher asked me?She said "Yes, he does too/The preacher said “I pronounce you 99 to life/She’s no lady she’s your wife”♪

Lyle Lovett

A precautionary measure!!

“Do you wish you were somewhere else? I do!’

…and, once it’s official, she won’t.