“Of course you can bring your pet turkey along. In fact, we’ll make the guest of honor! And he can stay for supper on Friday, and lunch on Saturday, and on Sunday, he has to be there as we enjoy a delicious soup.”
A little something to keep in mind as we stuff ourselves Thursday: The first Thanksgiving feast was venison and eel soup – and the holiday was declared to celebrate the annihilation of a whole town (over 600, IIRC) of Native Americans – men, women, and children – without the loss of a single European invader.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
“I will tell you after dinner.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Here’s the link to the original, published 1962 version of the art and text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/pet-project/
Imagine about 1 year ago
Anybody want to get stuffed?
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bless this turkey, and bless this bird that we’re about to eat.
Differentname about 1 year ago
Nice to know they had red nail polish in Pilgrim times.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
I said I wanted to pet your turkey, big boy.
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
he’s a birdbrain…
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Of course you can bring your pet turkey along. In fact, we’ll make the guest of honor! And he can stay for supper on Friday, and lunch on Saturday, and on Sunday, he has to be there as we enjoy a delicious soup.”
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t forget to bring your Brothers pet Deer .
fgerbil46 about 1 year ago
This one nearly put me on the floor! Thankfully I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 year ago
She thinks, “It’s not just the hat that makes him seem so stupid.”
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
“You’re cuter than I thought. But you’re not too bright, though”.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
He will soon find out……!
davanden about 1 year ago
“My pet turkey” sounds like another euphemism.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Give thanks for our pet peeves.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
Never mind just put on the food handling gloves.
Cozmik Cowboy about 1 year ago
A little something to keep in mind as we stuff ourselves Thursday: The first Thanksgiving feast was venison and eel soup – and the holiday was declared to celebrate the annihilation of a whole town (over 600, IIRC) of Native Americans – men, women, and children – without the loss of a single European invader.
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“We’re going to give the word “Gobble” a whole new meaning."
Another Take about 1 year ago
The next day: HAS ANONE SEEN TOMMY BUTTERBALL?
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Uh-oh…
mokspr Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Twas Mistress Blaine who told us the he doth be so cute, one mayith wish to gobble him up.”
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
He somehow managed to hide the pet turkey in his pants, and when it stuck its head out and gobble-gobbled — she freaked!
Mainesailah Premium Member about 1 year ago
Assuming the turkeys these folks ate were like the wild ones today, they would have to have been very hungry and had very sharp teeth.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
I guess he’s not one to keep up with trending….LOL
The Fly Hunter about 1 year ago
You are what you eat.
smartman about 1 year ago
“I said I wanted to see Big Tom. Why did you think I wanted to see a turkey, you big doofus?” thinks the woman.