Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 29, 2023

I propose you lose half a pound. Two in one. Happy?

I lost over 25 lbs. Dinner might have set me back a little. We had another turkey dinner with hubby’s cousins.

I maintained my weight this year. But in Spring of 2022, I had an unexplained weight loss of 20 pounds over a span of about 6 weeks, and I was already thin when that year began. No change in diet, no illnesses, and all my tests were normal. My BMI is 19.5

I love the weight loss TV ads who show a guy saying, “I’m Bob, and I lost 165 pounds.” Which I reply to the TV, “So how was the divorce?”

Based on that sweat, she might even lose two pounds before he proposes. Unless of course she has a temporary weight gain that lasts about 9 months, but she doesn’t seem like the type.

If you elope today she won’t have to keep either resolution

A good businesswoman never accepts the first proposal. Show them the goods and let them sweat and come back with a second or third proposal.

Wise Penny has Sterling’s foolish heart Pounding!

I was Santa at a local mall/train station this year. A young woman had her picture taken with me, then said that for Christmas, she wanted her boyfriend to propose.

“Should I be worried if I’m only two weeks late…?”

Don’t hold your breath, either way.

Vigorous lovemaking is excellent exercise. Any lovemaking works, for that matter.

Why set the bar so low?

I can think of a way to work off half a pound tonight…

“I propose you lose 10 lb.”

Problem solved — other than that of finding a new girlfriend. This one just dropped you for some unknown reason.

Yeah, the guy should propose an easy way to fix that weight-loss part. Lots and lots of action in the bedroom. As for the other, produce a prenup for her to sign. If she balks, you’ve saved half your stuff. If she doesn’t balk, you’ve still saved half your stuff. Honestly, there’s barely any difference between no marriage and marriage with an iron-clad prenup. That’s why my sister isn’t married though she’s in a committed relationship.

HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

Happy New Year John! ❤️

Another year of great toons!

Thought one.

What a cliffhanger! Happy 2024, John!