Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 12, 2024

Some eggs go bad after they are laid.

I love it!

On a similar theme I did an Out of the Blue comic where a bunch of eggs sitting in an egg carton looks over to see another egg lying in a nest. It is covered in lipstick, looking exhausted, and with a pair of panties lying next to it. One of the eggs in the carton says: It looks like someone got laid last night.

Re original art: Or she is getting married because she is “late.”

And how to explain the black marks on his right hand? Only The Shadow knows.

Well, she’s a fresh egg!

When a man who’s a bad egg hooks up with a woman who’s a live wire, would the result be instant breakfast?

“Are you telling me it’s ova?”

Well, I imagine it’s pretty difficult for them to come out of their shells…

(¬_¬)

He looks like the adult version of the kid who was always taking piano lessons instead of coming out to play baseball. “DON’T THROW THAT AT ME!”

Ah, the mad scramble for eggzactly the right pun.

Some men are also hard shelled, cracked or even scrambled! LOL

And what are you nervous about, fella?

Good yoke!

We are hoplessly confused by the perfection of the second creation. God took a rib from the first one and said “Nah, I can do better than that.”

….and some men do not. And the world is a better place.

Yeah, especially the hard-boiled ones…

Some women enjoy being single. After a certain age, they no longer have a choice.

Good or bad it always females who is lays eggs.

“Hmm. Why do you look so concerned, Tom? Guilty conscience”?

…but they’re always hatching up one scheme after another